Changing my name

[Mikebat]

"From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta."

Not really, that's a Monty Python movie. :egrin:

I was born Crews, but was adopted by my Mom's 2nd husband at about 6 years old and made to take his name. I always preferred Crews but never did anything about it, until now. I'll keep the Mikebat login on this site, but just change my signature. I had already begun using the name Crews in some places this year, but will be filing the papers with the court this week, so I thought I'd make an announcement at this time.

Nothing dramatic or anything. Just tidying up a loose end that's been hanging for a long time, that's all. FYI.

[Sean Engle]

You can change your login anytime you wish - the change will follow through all your posts, etc... :egrin:

//sse

[Mikebat]

Oh cool. I assumed the login was unchangeable and I'd have to make a new account.

Thanks!

edit to add: I don't see an option to change my login. Can you give me a hint where it is?

[Sean Engle]

I have to do it for you, Mike. Just send me an email (below) and I'll take care of it...

//sse

[Sven]

Sorry, but we will feel strange about calling you Loretta when we see you on the dock.

Could you ask the judge to make it Denise or Dennis ?

Loretta Mike Bat just doesn't seem quite right.


-Sven

[Sven]

Loretta Crews, has a nice ring to it.


-Sven

[Mikebat]

Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks